Much like last week's untelling episode of The Bachelor, we went into the finale battle royale -- arch enemies Clare and Nikki -- knowing it wouldn't go well. And no one needs to tell you this journey's been weird! And so, too, was the 3 hour streeeeeetchathon of a finale. We saw JP get rid of his One True Perfect Match (and no that is not a compliment, just a fact stated) Clare in favor of Nikki. Click To